WHAT DO YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE IN WOMEN, HOBBES?
    WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL TO REDHEAD.
    ...WITH GREEN EYES. I LIKE GREEN EYES.
    ...AND WHISKERS! LONG WHISKERS!
    LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.


WE ARE A FIERCE AND DIRTY BAND OF CUTTHROAT PIRATES!
KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT, MATEY.
WE WANT NO SISSY GIRLS ON OUR SHIP!
WE DON'T LIKE GIRLS?
OF COURSE NOT, DUMMY! WE'RE A MURDEROUS BUNCH OF PIRATES, REMEMBER?!
WHO DO WE SMOOCH THEN?


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